SWIMMING IN THE OCEAN IN THE CAMBRIAN AGE
WHEN PRIMITIVE LIFE FORMS WERE ALL THE RAGE
EATING AND EVOLVING IN THE DEEP BLUE SEA
THE WORLD WAS THEIR OYSTER BEFORE OYSTERS CAME TO BE

OH YEAH TRILOBITE LOVE
OH YEAH TRILOBITE LOVE
SUCK MY MANDIBLE BABY

TRILOBITE GIRLS AND TRILOBITE GUYS
LOOKING AT EACH OTHER WITH THOSE TRILOBITE EYES
HORNY LITTLE CRITTERS THAT NEVER GOT ENOUGH
TRIED TO FILL THE WORLD WITH THEIR TRILOBITE LOVE

CHECKING OUT THE SHORELINE AND FLOATING ON THE WAVES
CRUISING THROUGH THE SEA WEED AND UNDER WATER CAVES
WAITING FOR THE DINOSAUR NOTHING MUCH TO DO
SO THE TRILOBITE CREATED THE TRILOBITE SCREW.