LOOKING FOR A GOOD TIME NOT LOOKING FOR A FIGHT
JUST A PLACE TO HAVE A DRINK MAYBE 2 OR 3
OR MAYBE 5, 6 OR 8 UNTIL HE COULD NOT SEE
HE WAS DRESSED IN HIS BEST BEST HAWAIIAN SHIRT
LOOKING FOR SOME CUTIE WITH WHO HE’D MAYBE FLIRT
HE NEEDED A NEW WAY TO INTRODUCE HIMSELF
OR MAYBE SOME NEW GLASSES AND COSMETIC HELP
YOU KNOW HE WAS DETERMINED HE HAD A DIFFERENT PLAN
THIS WAS NO HALF BACKED IDEA JUST A CLEVER SCAM
HE SAW THE PERFECT HONEY SITTING ‘CROSS THE BAR
HE NEED HER ATTENTION HE WAS HOPING HE’D GO SO FAR
AS TO JUMP UP ON TO THE BAR AND SING SHABANG SHABANG
BUT THE CROWD WAS DRINKING AND SUCH A ROWDY GANG
THEY TOOK EXCEPTION TO HIS DANCING AND HIS COOKIE SMILE
HIS TOTAL LACK OF PERCEPTION OF HIS LACK OF STYLE
